Hmm. Interesting idea, Thomas, 

How about a humming bird?

it's
- not a flightless fish-eating bird 
- it's a lot smaller, agile and faster than a flightless fish-eating bird 
- it can perch on a floppy disk, unlike a flightless fish-eating bird
- you can like humming birds and flightless fish-eating birds at the same time.


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